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Extraterrestrials Phone... Haiti?

Jill Weinberger
Posted August 13, 2007

This brief clip, supposedly filmed in Haiti last week, features a couple of UFOs swooping overhead and joining several lights hovering in the distant sky. It's caused quite a sensation, too. Many people think it's real. Many people think it's fake. Many people have watched it many, many times.

The most popular theory is that the UFOs are part of a UVC -- Unidentified Viral Campaign. Halo 3 gets the most votes, with J.J. Abram's mystery-shrouded project Cloverfield a close second.

Here's what I have to say to the believers (other than "pfft," "bah humbug," and "aw, honey"): Those spaceships appear to be constructed out of old garage floodlights and off-season Christmas decorations from Big Lots -- not your most atmospheric-travel-friendly materials. Plus, honestly, any alien whose grand plan is to travel a bajillion light years just to buzz Haiti and go home isn't really keeping me up at night.

'Course, if the aliens do invade and make us all their slaves, they'll have the last laugh. But sadly, having been reduced to a pool of mushy goo for my insubordination, I won't be around to hear it.

Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 21. 2007 False No user image
Note that the "engines" lost a spakr during overflying.
bearely wissable, but us there. I like to look more into this film before we say it is fake.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 14. 2007 False No user image
As the saucers fly away, notice that every palm tree has the identical shape. They are digital CGI trees and digital CGI saucers. I've never seen that many absolutely identical palm trees together in one spot, have you?
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 14. 2007 False No user image
Check out this video from Nina Hagen:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4103658920972667412&q=nina+hagen&total=333&start=0&num=10&so=1&type=search&plindex=0
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 13. 2007 False No user image
I live in Haiti. And trust me, if such a thing really happened down here, I'd have already heard about it on "Radio Joul" or word of mouth. NOTHING stays secret here very long, especially something like that.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 13. 2007 False No user image
They look like Giant Flying Palm Trees to me. With exploding coconut missles. We are doomed.
Posted by An Anonymous Scaredy-Cat on August 13. 2007 False No user image
Hi,

This UFOS VIDEO of Haïti is a hoax !

To see on my blog :

ORIGINAL, IN FRENCH :

http://ovniparanormal.over-blog.com/

IN ENGLISH :

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fovniparanormal.over-blog.com%2F&langpair=fr%7Cen&hl=fr&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&prev=%2Flanguage_tools

Sincerely,
Christian Macé
Cogolin (near Saint-Tropez)
French Riviera
Catch viral videos first.
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